CryptoVibe is redefining intimacy through blockchain innovation, empowering users with secure, playful, and decentralized experiences powered by X402 payment streaming. It wil be the first X402 on mainet.
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CryptoVibe is the world's first X402-integrated smart pleasure device, controlled via a mobile app with an embedded crypto wallet. Experience the future of intimate technology where payment streams directly control device intensity.
X402 enables continuous payment streaming, allowing real-time micro-transactions that control device behavior.
Payments flow continuously, not in discrete transactions. Perfect for timed control.
Optimized for micro-payments without expensive gas costs per interaction.
Vibration intensity adjusts in real-time based on payment stream rate.
| JJC/minute | Vibration Level | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 0-10 | Low (20%) | Gentle pulse |
| 11-50 | Medium (50%) | Steady vibration |
| 51-100 | High (80%) | Strong intensity |
| 100+ | Maximum (100%) | Ultimate power |
Total Supply: 21,000,000 JJC (Bitcoin tribute)
Pricing Model: Exponential Bonding Curve
Formula: Price = 0.01 USDT × e^(5 × Tokens_Sold / 21M)
Initial Price: 0.01 USDT ($0.01)
No Team Allocation: 100% fair launch, no reserves
Smart Contract: Audited & verified on Ethereum
First 5 million tokens sold get 10% bonus! Connect your wallet now.
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This product is for adults only. If you're under 18, close this page and go do your homework. Your future self will thank you for getting good grades instead of buying vibrating crypto devices.
Nothing on this website constitutes financial, investment, legal, or tax advice. We're selling tokens for a cryptocurrency-controlled pleasure device, not managing your retirement portfolio. If you think this is a good investment strategy, please consult a financial advisor. And maybe a therapist. We're not responsible for your life choices.
Cryptocurrencies are volatile. Like, REALLY volatile. One day you're up 1000%, the next day you're explaining to your spouse why you invested in "that thing." This is an experimental project combining blockchain and adult toys. If that sentence doesn't scream "RISK" to you, read it again. Only invest money you can afford to lose while still paying rent and buying ramen.
We make NO warranties or guarantees about anything. Not about the token price (it could go to zero), not about the product working (vibrations not guaranteed), not about your satisfaction (seriously, we can't guarantee that), and definitely not about your relationship status after explaining this purchase. The product may never ship. The tokens may become worthless. The entire project could disappear like your ex on social media. THIS IS HIGHLY SPECULATIVE.
Our smart contracts are audited by... us. Bugs happen. Hacks happen. Exploits happen. If someone drains the contract YOU lose your money. Code is law, and sometimes law is buggy. By participating, you accept that you might get rekt.
Crypto laws vary by country. Adult product laws vary by country. Some places ban crypto. Some places ban pleasure devices. Some places ban fun altogether. It is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to ensure participating in this project is legal in your jurisdiction. We're not lawyers, and even if we were, we're not your lawyer. If you get in trouble with your local authorities, you're on your own buddy.
If you lose your private keys, your tokens are gone forever. No customer service can help you. No "forgot password" button. No manager to speak to. This is crypto - you are your own bank, which means you're also your own security guard, vault, and insurance company. Write down your seed phrase. Don't take a photo of it. Don't email it to yourself. Just... be smart, okay?
Blockchain transactions are public and traceable. Forever. Your wallet address and transaction history can be viewed by anyone with an internet connection. Yes, including your mom if she learns how to use Etherscan. If you're trying to hide this purchase from someone, blockchain is NOT the way.
Governments are still figuring out how to regulate crypto. If tomorrow the SEC declares vibrating crypto devices as securities, or if your country bans X402 payment protocols, we might have to shut down faster than you can say "exponential bonding curve." No refunds, no compensation, no nothing.
This product requires: internet connection, blockchain network, crypto wallet, mobile app, Bluetooth, and probably good vibes. Any of these can fail. Networks go down. Apps crash. Bluetooth disconnects. Murphy's Law applies especially to crypto-controlled adult devices. We've done our best, but perfection is a myth.
By purchasing JJCoin tokens, you acknowledge:
If you can't accept all of the above, please close this page and invest in something boring like index funds. They won't give you a vibrating crypto device, but at least Vanguard has customer service.
This disclaimer is updated as of October 2025. We reserve the right to update it whenever lawyers tell us to. Check back occasionally, or don't. We're not your mom.
Legal Entity: JJCoin DAO (if we ever set one up) | Jurisdiction: Internet (and maybe somewhere with good tax laws) | Registered Address: The Blockchain 🌐